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TopicMy friend told me he started microdosing...
samurai bandit
10/21/18 7:55:48 PM
#29
Out of curiosity , how old is your friend? Given that telling his dad is an option,I imagine he is not an adult yet in which case you did the right thing.
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TopicWhy the fuck is toilet paper so expensive
samurai bandit
10/21/18 11:11:17 AM
#15
thronedfire2 posted...
Dont worry, when the Trump administration is done destroying the value of the dollar you can just use those instead


Lol
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TopicFinally beat Banjo Kazooie yesterday. *spoilers, I guess*
samurai bandit
10/21/18 11:09:23 AM
#22
Now go and watch banjo kazooie speedrun and learn how to skip furnace fun (board game) and some other neat tricks.
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TopicTeen Titans Go is actually not a bad show.
samurai bandit
10/21/18 11:05:09 AM
#4
You would hate it too if/when you realized that TTG has played 24/7* non-stop on CN for a couple of years now....

*Obviosuly not 24hrs but most of the day, tjey need to inject some comercials here and there.. which guess about what they are? Yes! The upcoming TTG marathon...
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TopicCan someone please raise the Karma limit for New User to, like, 15?
samurai bandit
10/18/18 11:41:16 AM
#8
This is also at least the second time he has done it, but since it is not "name calling" someone a boy or petty stuff like that, it is not getting moded in 1 minute.
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TopicI am now (technically) a partial owner of GameFAQs
samurai bandit
10/18/18 11:18:07 AM
#44
SGReborn posted...
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Welcome to StrikeFAQs


That has a nice ring to it.


More like strike.gamefaqs.gamestop
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TopicPost what you ate for breakfast and I'll tell you your weight
samurai bandit
10/18/18 1:05:30 AM
#24
A single glass of milk
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TopicLooking for this quote about how dreams are the something is made of
samurai bandit
10/16/18 2:03:04 AM
#2

Hey now, hey now
This is what dreams are made of
Hey now, hey now
This is what dreams are made of
I've got somewhere I belong
I've got somebody to love
This is what dreams are made of

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Topic7 million,but you must go 5 full years NAKED!
samurai bandit
10/07/18 2:20:39 PM
#20
Unless you stay at your home, people seem to be forgetting that being naked carries some extra risks:

- Too hot? Prepare to burn your private parts
- Too cold? Too bad, you can't cover yourself
- Going to sit? Good luck finding a clean place to sit with your bare butt and not ending up infected with some sort of virus
- Are there bugs nearby? Imagine getting stung in your private parts.

I would still do it but as someone mentioned earlier, no way Im going out. It would be 5 years stay home.
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Topic$10,000 but time only moves when you move
samurai bandit
10/05/18 12:22:16 AM
#8
Is blinking or breathing considered movement?
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TopicHow come insects never caught on as a food?
samurai bandit
10/01/18 10:31:21 AM
#21
Actually they are considered food:

Fried grasshopper that you eat in Mexico
https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2448/4071291724_7acff76029.jpg

Ant larvae and pupae (Escamole):

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c0/Escamoles.jpg/1200px-Escamoles.jpg

There is also Jumiles (small stink bugs). And pretty sure other cultures eat ants, spiders and cockroaches.
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TopicNew NAFTA deal is imminent!
samurai bandit
10/01/18 2:00:27 AM
#11
Good to know he was only against illegal immigrants and had nothing against legal ones...
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TopicI was thinking a game where you play as a schizophrenic could be cool
samurai bandit
09/30/18 9:43:23 AM
#19
SuperExcitebike posted...
If it's like Eternal Darkness that'd be cool


This, you should play eternal darkness
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TopicIs berrythebanana gimmick dead?
samurai bandit
09/21/18 2:52:58 PM
#3
Some user who would randomly post facts about bananas
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TopicIs Dick Moranus dead...
samurai bandit
09/21/18 1:42:42 AM
#4
DocileOrangeCup posted...
is dick moranis red


Or only his blood?
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Topicmy friend is mad at me because i didn't make out with this 919 we know lol
samurai bandit
09/21/18 1:40:02 AM
#8
Lol at the pic
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TopicIs berrythebanana gimmick dead?
samurai bandit
09/21/18 1:36:52 AM
#1
Or only his banana facts?
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TopicIs $9.25 as a minor a lot?
samurai bandit
09/20/18 11:48:49 PM
#25
Im guessing it is a part time job?

Doesn't seem to be a bad salary imo but it depends, What is the job?
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TopicSwitch Online video has 26k dislikes
samurai bandit
09/18/18 11:24:56 PM
#76
ToPoPO posted...
There's no dedicated server, stop shilling and slurping like a Nintendo fanboy, it's all Peer to Peer, they're not hosting shit


How is it known that it is p2p? I would expect them to change it with this online payment, how would we verify if the service is still p2p?
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TopicITT I'll give 25 random users $20.
samurai bandit
09/18/18 11:05:41 PM
#186
Lucky post!
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TopicOk class, what is 2 + 2?
samurai bandit
09/18/18 12:10:06 AM
#8
It is commonly called a sum
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TopicWell since my girlfriend is kicking me out...
samurai bandit
09/16/18 12:20:22 AM
#13
Sounds like every girl ever.
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TopicIt's harder to gain weight when you're skinny
samurai bandit
09/14/18 2:33:55 AM
#11
If this topic is serious, you actually need a diet to gaim weight. And not only that but also go to the gym so pretty much what someone fat trying to lose weight does
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TopicAMA police. I'm bored
samurai bandit
09/13/18 12:35:28 PM
#76
Do you or any other police you know feels underpaid?

Where I lived police wouldn't do much because their pay is not sufficient enough to be risking their lifes for others.
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TopicNintendo Direct 9/13, Switch Online drops 9/18
samurai bandit
09/12/18 9:58:26 PM
#18
Learning posted...
Nintendo also mentioned that you will not be able to unlink your Nintendo account from your Switch user once the online update goes live


What does this means?

Like if I were ever to sell my switch, there is no way I can unlink my account so i would be forced to sell it with my account info?
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TopicSo I Accidentally Hit A Car While Backing Up. Is It Bad That I fled The Scene?
samurai bandit
09/12/18 9:46:33 PM
#20
In case this is not a joke topic:

If you did damage the car (a bump, scratch or some paint fell off) , you should've notified someone or left a note with you contact info.

If you hit it slightly by accident, in a very slow almost negligible speed as you should when backing up and did no damage to it. You probably should be fine although technically you should've have called someone, I don't think anyone would ever care if no damage was done.
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Topican old guy came into my store and asked why im not an organ donator
samurai bandit
09/12/18 3:41:41 PM
#24
For those that wonder why not donate or say that non donors should be at the bottom. Sadly that is not how the world works.

There is 2 people in an accident: 1 donor and 1 non donor.
There is 1 rich or "important" person that needs an organ.

Guess who will live and who "won't be able to be saved"?
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TopicWhen do you wash your hands when going to the bathroom?
samurai bandit
09/12/18 1:23:32 AM
#4
FF_Redux posted...
Before so I don't dirty up my dick


But, do you wash them after? What about dirtying up other people's hands or you own phone/whatever else you might grab?

Sexypwnstar posted...
I don't if I just pee at home

I do if I pee in a public bathroom or someone elses


For public places, do you wash them before or after?
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TopicWhen do you wash your hands when going to the bathroom?
samurai bandit
09/12/18 1:05:15 AM
#1
When do you wash your hands when going to the bathroom? - Results (20 votes)
Before peeing/pooping
10% (2 votes)
2
After I'm done peeing/pooping
55% (11 votes)
11
Before and after I pee/poo
5% (1 vote)
1
I don't if I just pee
10% (2 votes)
2
I don't If I just poop
5% (1 vote)
1
I don't wash them at all
15% (3 votes)
3
Other (please specify)
0% (0 votes)
0
I always do it after I'm done going, however I remember that the "correct" option should be doing it before and after.

What about CE?
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TopicA Google exec used company resources to actively manipulate the election
samurai bandit
09/11/18 9:56:43 PM
#27
silentwing26x posted...
Awesome posted...
and more hispanics are going to vote for trump next time.


I mean, it makes sense. Being against illegal immigration strengthens your position here if you came here legally.


Not sure if serious or it is a lack of being informed. Trump is algo against legal immigration and any legal hispanic can tell confirm you. He is actively doing stuff that makes any legal immigrant life harder, like wanting to get rid of some visas for example, or taking away the ability for your single other to legally work if you move to the USA
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Topic$100,000 but...
samurai bandit
09/11/18 3:31:49 AM
#14
Do they need to be said in order consecutively? Or as long as they are said in a single sentence I'm dead?
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TopicI must drive 48.9 miles on Thursday how do I not die
samurai bandit
09/10/18 3:58:46 PM
#46
If you are that scared then you could:

1. Just drive relatively slow, on the slowest lane that is not right turn only. Don't worry if your lane is the slowest one/there are lots of stops for others turning right. It will take you more time but you should be able to handle lower speeds more comfortably meanwhile you get used to driving. Leave way earlier than you need to arrive so you have no rush and once you get there worst case you can just grab a coffe/play with your phone to kill some time.
2. Or find someone that can join you during the trip and can be your co-pilot. (Someone who knows how to drive).

Also, how old are you TC?
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TopicRubberbanding AI in Mario Kart games
samurai bandit
09/10/18 3:48:17 PM
#14
Giant_Aspirin posted...
it makes zero sense to me to punish players for doing well by slowing them down. it's why MK64 is literally unplayable. if you collect coins and avoid obstacles while performing well in the race you absolutely deserve first place


If you lose against ruber banding it means you can still do better. Getting 3 stars for every cup requires you to be the best even with AI cheats which makes it more fun, since you need to learn how to actually cover from all projectiles and even dodge blue shells to maintain 1st place.
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TopicMy town is in the top 40 of MOST DANGEROUS WORLDWIDE (AMA)
samurai bandit
09/07/18 9:55:07 PM
#65
orcus_snake posted...
most of the country agrees that quesadillas must have cheese, due to the name "queso=cheese" so quesadilla is pretty much a cheese food already from the name


You choose ... poorly

Would you say then that "un taco de asada" is always of steak (bistec)?

Most of the country would answer yes to that.. however if you apply the same logic that is applied to quesadilla then un taco de asada could be of any type of carne asada and not just bistec.
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TopicMy town is in the top 40 of MOST DANGEROUS WORLDWIDE (AMA)
samurai bandit
09/07/18 7:55:43 PM
#62
samurai bandit posted...
Do all quesadillas have cheese?


Why did you ignore my post?
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TopicMy town is in the top 40 of MOST DANGEROUS WORLDWIDE (AMA)
samurai bandit
09/07/18 11:16:13 AM
#53
Do all quesadillas have cheese?
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Topicwhy come certain people like to drink milk so damn much
samurai bandit
09/05/18 3:26:56 AM
#69
I'm loving all the sources for facts that are being posted ITT, that way I can be sure they are not just spreading fake information!
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TopicHow old were you when your mom gave birth to you?
samurai bandit
09/04/18 11:01:24 PM
#8
Good to see complete idi0t's topic quality increasing
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Topic93% of Americans don't know what this is
samurai bandit
09/03/18 3:39:07 AM
#20
Verdekal posted...
It's not the Earth.

It's a picture of the Earth.


It is actually a link to a picture of the earth.
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TopicGoosebumps vs. Are You Afraid of the Dark?
samurai bandit
09/03/18 3:34:53 AM
#13
Both were pretty good , they were 2 different shows.

Goosebumps was more mystery/alternate world like meant to meant to leave with a feeling of paranoia.

AYAOTD was more a horror show made to try to scare you.
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Topicis a paper money bill still valid with a small hole in it?
samurai bandit
09/02/18 12:38:34 AM
#3
Yes, i belive you can also bring torn apart bills and they will exchange them
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TopicProof of being unfairly targeted by a mod.
samurai bandit
08/28/18 2:04:55 AM
#38
It is pathetic, the worst part is they made it a no karma loss so you cant dispute it because they know you will win.

Also, wouldn't posting a screenshoot of what was modded, be moddable too?
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TopicEx of 5 years sent a video of her sucking some dude off told me to kill myself
samurai bandit
08/28/18 1:57:19 AM
#88
Thank her for the video, say you added it to your porn collection and uploaded it to a certain site for sharing with others.

However do not actually upload it, she will go crazy trying to find it.
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TopicA madden tournament that was streaming on twitch just got shot up
samurai bandit
08/26/18 3:09:50 PM
#80
Nomadic View posted...
Flockaveli posted...
Fin_Dawg_004 posted...
Flockaveli posted...

what does single elim mean?

First round is single elimination.

bJQOCE7


Too much lingo. I have no idea what hes talking about.


Yeah, that seems pretty suspicious. If this was a random shooter/crazy person they would've just randomly shoot and kill anyone in there (i guess). But to specially kill one of the players? That seems to be someone that is very salty who lost.
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Topic133 illegal immigrant workers and 14 business owners arrested by ICE
samurai bandit
08/11/18 1:23:22 AM
#11
southcoast09 posted...
Thats almost 150 new jobs created for American citizens by ICE


Did you mean to say "150 new jobs that no one will take because they don't pay you 500k/yr and because citizens are way above those type of crappy jobs yet they don't want anyone else to have them."
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TopicI hate central air conditioning
samurai bandit
08/09/18 12:13:05 PM
#9
Have you **grasp** considered the crazy idea of turning it off once it is a temperatura that you like?
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TopicI don't see the problem with Asbestos.
samurai bandit
08/08/18 2:54:50 AM
#8
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
There is nothing wrong with asbestos unless you're an idiot and start picking at it.


Because accidents don't happen
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